I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
IM HONGRY STAHP IT
omg u feEL ME??
- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
NHL15 is so real you can see the empty seats at the Leafs game
watching as hockey tumblr users slowly rejoin the website one by one as the season comes closer